reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it
IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST
only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan
(via romance-in-a-psych-ward)
people always say to me “you’re addicted to tumblr, what would you do if you didn’t have tumblr haha you’d probably die”
no you uncultured swine i’d just read a fucking book or watch endless amounts of television where do you think we get our material
(Source: elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey, via the-braekfast-club)
Yes I want to live in New York. If you say some shit about me being a classic teenage white girl I will kill you (then hide your body somewhere in the city, it’s a big place you know)
See what your followers think of you.
| Black: | I would date you. |
| Green: | I think you’re cute. |
| Blue: | You are my tumblr crush. |
| Grey: | I wish you would notice me. |
| Purple: | I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog. |
| Teal: | We have a lot in common. |
| Yellow: | FUCK ME, LET'S FUCK. |
| Orange: | I don’t like your blog. |
| Brown: | I don’t like you. |
| Pink: | I think you are unattractive. |
| Red: | I hate you with a burning passion. |
| White: | Marry me. |
| ANYONE?? NO OKAY. |
Reblog if you’ve ever smelled a book. My mom thinks I’m crazy.
Huh? I thought everyone did that?
I love doing this. Especially older books.the smell of old books is like crack
I smell every new book I get. they smell delicious
(Source: i-will-bear-your-cumberbabies, via tidwellcornertr)
| Self Harm: | Don't joke about something that you don't understand |
| Suicide: | Don't joke about something that you don't understand |
| Anxiety: | Don't joke about something that you don't understand |
| Depression: | Don't joke about something that you don't understand |
| Anorexia: | Don't joke about something that you don't understand |
| Bulimia: | Don't joke about something that you don't understand |
| Any ED: | Don't joke about something that you don't understand |
| Schizophrenia: | Don't joke about something that you don't understand |
| Bipolar: | Don't joke about something that you don't understand |
| Austism: | Don't joke about something that you don't understand |
| OCD: | Don't joke about something that you don't understand |
| Turrets: | Don't joke about something that you don't understand |
| Personality disorders: | Don't joke about something that you don't understand |
| Chronic Pain: | Don't joke about something that you don't understand |
| Mental illness: | DON'T JOKE ABOUT SOMETHING THAT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND |
I hate my friends
So my driving instructor texted me, and I was walking so I just typed ‘Ok’ and hit send and then I looked at it and was like WHAT
But as it turns out, my friends are entirely responsible for turning ‘Ok’ into a shortcut.
Cry
(via untold--st0ries)
